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Friday, July 16, 2004
Hello everyone.....i am sure most of you dont know who i am or what i am doing here....well its ok because i do not know either...but i just stumbled here and.....well i dont know what to do so i shall just have a nice 1 way conversation with you people. Ok so by a 1 way convo it basically means i can see you and talk to you but you all cant reply me, its the same as how a radio works, you hear the DJ talking in his/her fake accent about how britney spears is going to marry tom cruise and theres nothing you can do about it but just pity tom cruise...so yep its the same thing here. Ok now that you people are feeling warm and comfortable let me start. Ok first of all do you all know what causes a person to shiver? i know one reason is because its too cold or maybe even because of fear..lets say you are sitting in your room discreetly surfing porn all alone at 2am in the morning and nobody is home and you suddenly hear weird noises and SUDDENLY a black out occurs.....what would you do? yes u will shiver...and then proceed to pretend nothing happened....and then you will panic...so same thing here and my question is, what makes people shiver? well i dont know what the scientists say but to me i think shivering is what happens when your body has a lack of spinach. Yes you heard it right.....spinach, that famous green vegetable which Popeye eats all the time to suddenly become muscular/beat the shit out of bluto/get a bigger penis........etc you get the idea...so anyway i found out that spinach can stop people from shivering, after all have you ever seen Popeye shiver? nahhhh i doubt so cos i never saw him shiver before. Ok so moving on, do you guys know that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes? yes im serious you can go check encyclopedias or whatever, although i'm still wondering how the guy who made this discovery actually found out about this...trust me, u wouldnt wanna know. Anyways its July now, and July is the 7th month in our calendar and i heard that people in July were born after people in June....but right before people born in August. I was born in August...August 6 to be precise so if you guys have the cash people do be nice and drop me something but please no condoms. Speaking of condoms there was this time in secondary school when one of my friends had this birthday coming up in 3 days. So we (the other boys in our so-called gang) had a little discussion on what to get for the guy as his birthday present. So we had a lot of ideas like a new underwear....nipple clips...dildo...vibrator and so on but we just couldnt seem to figure out what to get for him and then one guy suggested we just buy him a box of condoms and let him do what he wanted...so we immediatedly jumped at the idea because it was actually the cheapest among the whole lot of stuff we shortlisted...but on the day of his birthday instead of just giving him his present we decided to do something else instead....yep so we ambushed him in the toilet and emptied bucketfuls of water on him...and it was 620am.......and it was cold......and he only had his sch uniform and no extra clothes...im sure u can picutre the feeling of spending a day in sch with smelly, sticky and damp clothes without your classmates constantly making fun of you and its YOUR birthday. And about the condoms..well we decided against giving it to him, instead we decided to split it among ourselves....so i got about 3 condoms and i proceeded to give blow jobs....yep i blew them into little balloons and went to put them in my female classmates bags....life was fun in those days...i hated my school uniform though...it had a white bottom and blue top...speaking of blue..does anyone here know why the sky is blue? i been asking my mum that question since i was 3 years old and all i got was "shut up before i slap you". I tried asking her that question last weekend but decided against it cos it would be embarrassing if she said something like "i spent so much money to put you thru school and learn all sorts of things and u still dont know why the sky is blue?????" but then again i have this feeling that she too doesnt know why the sky is blue. But its ok, i'm a very forgiving person. Just the other day i was walking along orchard road towards borders and i was right before the road so while waiting for the light to turn red and mr green man to appear i was standing and facing this caucasian couple making out...they were tourists methinks because they were totally oblivious to the ah bengs, lians, mats, minahs and mamas all looking at them and wondering why they cant be as good looking as them ang mohs and then the light turned green so i pushed one of the mats onto oncoming traffic and ran the hell out of there and went into borders and hid under one of the shelves, at night i ran home and went to bed and cried myself to sleep...and then i started shivering...then i remembered that we need spinach to stop shivering so i went to the kitchen and told my mum to get me spinach and she gave me some, wondering why the hell after 18 years im eating spinach again but i kept quiet and ate it and stopped shivering and lived happily ever after....yep thats it ok bye
Posted at 12:57 am by jonny syntax
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Thursday, July 15, 2004
Audio Pleasure :
The Gloria Record - Tired and Uninspired
Velvet Revolver - Loving the Alien
Just another few days more, this is going to be a quiet year for me, just want to spend it with my loved ones I guess. No point making any fuss. To the group of friends, well you could almost say the whole brotherhood. I don't want to mention who I heard this from, and I won't mention any names, I've noticed already for quite sometime that you guys have been treating me rather cold, almost all of you. Haha, and the strangest thing is the reason is because I am selfish. I don't know what I did to deserve this, but I'm just going to make my thoughts clear here as I know a few of you check into this site once in awhile.
I've already metioned this somewhere before, I know I'm not exactly the nicest guy in the world, I show attitude sometimes and I piss the whole lot of you off. But whether it is intentional/unintentional, I kindda made it clear that if you got some shit against me because of something I did, do let me know! It was why those conflicts happened in the past, because I don't know what exactly happened in each case. Not trying to praise myself here, but I think I've really tried my best to change my character/behaviour/attitude from the Sec 2/3 days, and I think there's been quite a significant change for the better to be honest. If the whole lot of you are going to turn on me without telling me what I did that was selfish, then I must have done something really bad. I swear man, if I had knew that what I had done to any of you was wrong, I would have apologized straight away! And I don't even remember SERIOUSLY offending any of you these past two weeks. So why all the cold shoulders? I'd seriously appreciate if any of you tell me, because it took awhile for the trust and friendship to develop, and I just don't want to lose what I had earned from you guys just like that. And if it helps, I'd start off by saying sorry to whatever I have done wrong, and that I didn't mean to do it at all.
Moving on, I'd just like to do a little advertising here. My baby's (liwen) got a new blog, and perhaps some of you who visit this site might know her in one way or another. So go check it out! ·Ecstaticmisfit· She's been complaining that I haven't been mentioning her name on my blog, and that nothing about her is sweet here, so that will do nicely for a starter. Following up: Mami, 5mnths/1yr1mnth's coming soon. I spent almost all my money on taxi (learning from you), but I'm making sure I'm using what's left to get you something, :D Thanks for being there for me, Thanks for understanding me, Thanks for never failing to cheer me up, Thanks for making me laugh, Thanks for making me cry after so long, and lastly.. thank you for being yourself and thank you for loving me <3
Lastly, World Pool Championships. Starting to follow it since the knockout rounds have started. Rooting for Alcaide, Reyes, Pagulayan, Corteza and most importantly Jonny Archer (Scorpion for Life!), going to get my next cue from his range. For sure! Big upsets so far? Drago's out, Davis's out, Kiamco's out, haven't seen the rest of the results...... but who's next to move on, who's next to fall?
Posted at 01:42 am by Iylia
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Monday, July 12, 2004
Hey iylia! your oh-so-cool and adorable friend joce is here to BLOGG for u! haha.wait wait.Iylia! when is ur bday?!?! this sat?huh? sorry! haha. Liane my entry will be ahem MUCH more interesting! haha. i will surely be invited back AGAIN and AGAIN!OOh your birthday is this sat! hahahaha! Iylia's gonna be 16! haha. yeah =)).ooh You've got a colourful entry! haha
oh ya! i went for my dental checkup today and the bands are now changed to This colour! don't you think its nice! haha. yeah. Oh man! i realised that its tough being a guest blogger! haha but i think that blogdrive is nice too! Liane!!You've got goood taste! ooh! IYLIA! YOU TOO!!haha.Now your blog looks nice because it has got my name in it! haha and my link! woah. hahaa. its now JOCELYN LOW-FULL! hahahaha!
And guess what!?! sat was the 10th!!haha okie this has got nothing to do with blogging. haha. oh ya.DON'T go to DON'T go to liane's blog. haha. come to mine! its nicer.. haha. yeah. i love using this things on blogdrive. i can even make a rainbow!! RAINBOW!! hahaha. yeah. isnt is nice nice nice!haha i dont know how indigo is like.. -woops-
yeah. i just did finish a few of my homework and i'm back blogging for iylia! haha.yeah! haha. i wanna go over to aussie u noe? will u miss me if i go over! wahahahah! i noe LIANE will! haha. yeah. she's gonna buy my some burburry stuff whn i'm going off! haha. i wonder who reads iylia's blog. haha. This blog is sure entertaining for em' huh! haha i'm stuck with KING OF THE CASTLE ahh! haha.
OUCH MY TEETH HURTS!bahh.. ouch ouch ouch. i cant eat anything except porridge which is plain and boring.-_- okie i'm offf. haha. i'm having a sore throat too! i dun wanna GO TO SCHOOL tmr.haha have fun reading the colourful entry -winks- hahaha
iylia: BOO!i've gotta rite ur blog! wahahaha. =P yeah.dun ban me frm here k? haha yeah. cheeeerio!
-joce [iylia farts seven times a day]
Posted at 09:14 pm by thadjoce
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